CATASTROPHY.

KK, its been a while since I've had post an entry.
Been very busy lately.(Rite2)
Working at Isetan was relative alright.(alright??hmm.)
The people there was like OK-OK only.
Don't really click with them at the moment.(Maybe in the future)
Hmm, not too sure why.(Haha!)

K finally, actually, had been wanting to post this entry like last Friday or sumthing.
Cause a lot of funny, memorable, surprises, etc. So yeah.
K, starting with this makcik.
Damn, was she like to show her TUMMY.(AMEK KAU!)
Mind you, it was horrible.
Then, she said that she's now on a diet to lose some inches.
Ok best good for you.
She has now been eating salad during lunch time.
OK best.Wanna be a herbivore I guess.
And now, She said she had shed a hell lot of weight.
Yea right, i see no diff.
And did i tell that she's now often seen to be wearing tight-fitting tops.
And bottoms.
masyaALLAH!!!(Mengucap2)
Heard rumour she will be quitting soon.(ALHAMDULILLAH.AMIN.)

KK,done with that makcik, now lets rant about a this fine lady who was selling branded sunglasses that was directly in front of me.
Like 2.5m from me.(HAHA)
Damn, she was TALL!!!
She was TALL!!!
Freaking TALL!!!
Actually that was not the intended story about this "lady".
Not about her height.
But actually.The story goes like this....(Lets make it a suspense.Haha!)
A tourist came to me and ask for direction or something.(DAMN!, i forget what was it).K,nvm.
I smiled at that lady, and she came to my aid.(To my aid or what!!)
When she started talking...
Guess what.
Its was a male voice that came out from her.(DAMN!!!)
WTH!Was totally baffled.
K best, she's a BAPOK.
-"she" had scar on her neck.(Where's your adam apple)
-"she" had BOOBS(DARN)
-maybe "she" has no DICK!!!
aaaaaAAARRRGHHHH!!!!HELP!


Next, will be talking about this short nigger.
He was like damn shot.
Shorter that any guys i knew of(.Shorter that gals maybe)
DAMN, he was quite well built, HAHA!
He walked pass me, then he smiled at me.(HAHA!!)
Lets get into the fun part.
Then you know what he said.?
"Senyum, senyum. Lain kali cakap lar."(WTH!!!)
K, was like SUPER SHOCKED!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!


K then lastly, there was a guy who who is working at GORDAN MAX.
GORDAN MAX- sell man-made diamonds.(Quite nice actually)
He was like teaching this new staff, its a REAL she!(Haha)
I actually thought of ranting about her. How attractive was she.
But, hmmm, nah, not this time.
K, about that guy, he was bald.(HAHA, no link)
But, today I found out that he's a gay.
WTH!!!GAWAT!!GILER!!
Tengok depan, BAPOK!
Tengok kanan, GAY!
GILER!!!HAHA!

And you know, the short nigger is also a GAY!!!!
waaaAAAAHHH!!!
And the guy from GORDAN MAX and the short nigger are actually friends!!(fuyoOOO!)
And did I tell you that both were bald.(Hmmm..Oouhh..WAH!)
WAKAKA!(LMAO)